Pop Bottles & They Shall Come
See bitches love sparklers, because bitches love liquor. The sparklers alert the hoes that a bottle is about to be popped. And where there is a bottle, there are and shall always be, thirsty hoes. When the sparklers come out, the hoes come out. This is a well-known fact. Fellas, have a bottle sent to your table. I guarantee before you can even pop that shit, there will be bitches lined up with...